We are Hiring now ...

WE ARE HIRING – SUPERSTAR ACCOUNTANTS WANTED!

WHAT WE EXPECT:

• CPA or ACCA qualification preferably with LLB

• Top-tier local accounting degree excluding NUS and NTU

• Top-of-the-class grades from kindergarten through university

• English, Mandarin, Bahasa, Tamil, Teochew and Cantonese is a MUST

• Editor in chief of the accounting school's journal for at least 10 consecutive years

• Ambitious (enough to be willing to work long hours, not so much as to expect promotions, OT pay, increments and stuff)

• Good looking with modelling potential.

• Passion for dancing in TikTok video

• Attitude: "I do not work for money, I work for my passion for accounting and world peace, so I would do it even for free if given the choice, especially world peace, which I love the most."

WHAT WE OFFER:

• Micromanagement

• Confusing assignments

• Tight deadlines

• Work calls and emails on holidays

• Boring meetings

• Computer, desk, chair, access to internet

• Salary lower than what your girlfriend who works in Singapore MacDonalds by 1/3

• Annual salary re-evaluation lower than the annual inflation rate is guaranteed

• Free coffee every day, goreng pisang and Bubble Tea on the last Friday of every month

• Bored-to-dead-with-cheap-foods-but-compulsory annual dinner every year.

WHO WE ARE:

We hold a not-top-of-market ranking but we envision to become the largest accounting firm in SEA in 2089 when the monkeys rule the world.

Therefore, we hire only the crème de la crème crème de la crème crème de la crème of the talent available. It does not matter, that majority of the work you will do with us will be intellectually unfulfilling monkey jobs.

WHAT TO DO NOW:

Please, send your resume, transcripts since the first class of primary school, birth certificate, marriage license of your parents, 10+ recommendation letters, your Starbucks card, and that to the following email: we-might-not-even-bother-reading-your-email-so-do-not-expect-our-reply@best-accounting-firm-in-the-known-universe.com.

Oh, and don't forget to fill out our online application form, with all the information already submitted, we like to have it twice, just to prove we are too busy.

PLEASE edit your recent photo with Meitu (美图秀秀) app until your parents cannot recognize you.

Selected candidates will be invited to a 7-hour-long initial written test followed by 9 rounds of interviews.

Due to the high volume of applications, we will revert back to you in approx. 10 years.

PS : Actually We are Hiring now seriously.

Authored by Mr Koh Teck Peng, our Group Principal, in his personal LinkedIn https://bit.ly/47xZS1u.

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